Fugglers Are Loose at SNAPS: Meet the Monsters Before They Meet You
Share
Let's get one thing straight. We did not ask for this.
A delivery turned up. We opened it, like you do. Inside was a box full of plush monsters with real-looking human teeth, eyes that stare straight through your soul and faces only a mother could love. Possibly not even her.
They're called Fugglers. Funny. Ugly. Monsters. And they now live at SNAPS.
What even is a Fuggler?
A Fuggler is a plush toy that went badly wrong on purpose. Every one has a set of unnervingly human teeth, a wonky grin and a vacant stare that follows you round the room. They're weird, a bit unsettling and impossible to put down.
That's the whole point. Cute is everywhere. Fugglers are for people who like their toys with a bit of personality. Quite a lot of personality, actually. Most of it bad.
They make brilliant gifts, great desk companions and the best conversation starters you'll ever own. Nobody walks past a Fuggler without saying something.
The big beasts
Rabid Rabbit Deluxe Puppetronic (£65.00)
This is the one. The Rabid Rabbit Deluxe Puppetronic is a Fuggler you can bring to life with your own hand. It moves, it reacts and it judges you with every twitch. Put it on a shelf and it's decor. Put your hand in it and it's a problem.
If you're buying one Fuggler this year, make it this one.
Bigg Nuggets 18" Plush (£37.99)
Some people want a small Fuggler. Some people want the Bigg Nuggets 18" Plush. At a whopping 18 inches, it's maximum Fugg for minimum sofa space. It won't fit in your bag. It barely fits in the stockroom. It's glorious.
Fugg Nugget Plush S1 (£11.99)
Prefer your monsters bite-sized? The Fugg Nugget Plush is the little sibling of the Bigg Nugget. It's just as ugly, just easier to smuggle home.
Pocket money Fugglers
Not everyone needs a full-size monster. Sometimes you just want a small one hanging off your bag, glaring at strangers on the bus.
Farting Fuggler Figurine (£7.99)
We'll let the name do the talking. The Farting Fuggler Figurine does exactly what it says, loudly and at the worst possible moment. Perfect for siblings, teachers and anyone who has ever wronged you.
Series 4 Keychain Blind Bag (£5.00)
This is where Fugglers crash into DC, Gremlins and the Powerpuff Girls. The Series 4 Collectible Keychain Blind Bag hides a mystery mash-up inside every pack. A Fuggler Batman? A Fuggler Gremlin? You won't know until you rip it open.
Feeling lucky? The blind bag section
Blind bags are the best way to start a collection, and the worst way to stop one. You don't pick the Fuggler. The Fuggler picks you.
- SpongeBob & TMNT Figures Blind Bag (£5.99): Bikini Bottom and the sewers of New York, both given the full Fuggler treatment. Teeth included.
- Care Bears Keychain Blind Box (£9.00): The cuddliest bears in history, now with human teeth. Childhoods everywhere are in shock.
- SpongeBob Plush Keyrings (£6.99): Soft plush keyrings of SpongeBob and friends, Fuggled beyond recognition.
- Fuggler Collectible Keychain Blind Box (£5.99): The classic. One mystery Fuggler keyring, one chance to find your favourite.
Pro tip: buy two. One to keep, one to swap. Collecting is always more fun with a rival.
Why we love them (against our better judgement)
At SNAPS we spend a lot of time around shiny cards, cute plush and perfectly boxed collectables. Fugglers are the opposite. They're scruffy, strange and totally unapologetic.
They're also a rare toy that works for everyone. Kids love them because they're gross. Teens love them because they're weird. Adults love them because, secretly, we're all a bit Fuggly on the inside.
Adopt at your own risk
Before you take one home, the small print. Fugglers are misunderstood and up to no good. SNAPS accepts no responsibility for:
- Missing socks
- Noises from the toy box after dark
- The creeping feeling you're being watched from the shelf
- Your sudden urge to collect the whole set
Meet them in the fluff
Want to see those teeth up close before you commit? The Fugglers are loose in our Bridport and Axminster stores right now. Bring a friend. Safety in numbers.
Can't make it in? The whole gang is waiting online, and they're getting restless.
Stay weird. Team SNAPS